My Supergirl review

 My Supergirl review 

 

Intro: Mr. Gunn, if you think the script for this movie is the best thing ever, congratulations, you played yourself. I can't wait for the reboot. 

Supergirl: This movie is centered on Kara Zor-El celebrating her twenty-third birthday. Her celebration gets interrupted when she helps a girl name Ruthye, and their paths intertwine when they both are looking for the same person for different reasons. So the two have to find him and figure out whether they want revenge or justice?    

This movie is lame! It didn't do the best job at copying True Grit, I mean, adapting the comic it's based on. The changes this movie made from that comic made no sense. Everything about this film feels generic and goes through the motions. Another problem I have with the movie is that it tries to make us despise the main villain, but the movie doesn't go far enough with it. There is a dire scene in this movie, but it amounts to nothing. There are barely any jokes or gags in the film. When we do get them, they don't land.  

The film could have benefit for a longer runtime because this movie feels like scenes were cut out of it. As far as this movie handled the theme of revenge, it's a joke compared to how The Last of Us 2 did it. Do get me started on the climax. Other complaints I have with the film are minor, like the color palette makes the movie look bland, the set pieces are unoriginal, and there are head-scratching moments in the film. 

Kara Zor-El is basically a female version of Hancock. s far as being a dunking mess. Seeing her like this is fun to watch. My issue with her is that the reluctant hero ARC doesn't exist. We don't know why she's like this, and the flashback didn't help fill in the blanks. Even if the ARC exist it will amount to nothing because she did something that would undermine it.   

Ruthye is annoying and unless. There is a running gag about her announcing her intention and getting interrupted. That gag falls flat, and her dynamic with Kara leaves more to be desired.     

Lobo is the best part of this movie! Lobo is a dangerous life of the party bounty hunter. The actor playing him did a good job embodying this character. That's the problem, he's just in the movie for fan service. That's a shame because more could have been done with him, like he could have been used to parallel Kara or Ruthye.       

 

I also don't have much to say about Krem because he is a nothing burger of a bad guy. That's not a bad thing; however, he could have stood out more if he had a personality. Also, why does he look like Hellraiser?  

There are a few things I like about this movie, like the flashback to Krypton. They make Krypton feel like a civilization. I know people are bothered that you know who is in this movie, but it didn't bother me because he worked as a supporting character. I enjoy that action scene and some of the songs. 

Overall, this is one of those movies that could have been better. DC Studios should be ashamed of themselves.  

Rating = Rental 

My review of the Death of Robin Hood

 My review of the Death of Robin Hood 

 

 Intro: What's with Hollywood deconstructing iconic characters? 

The Death of Robin Hood: This movie is centered on elderly Robin Hood, who is haunted by his past. One day, he meets an old friend who wants Robin Hood to help him reclaim what belongs to him. Robin Hood agrees to help, thinking this task would kill him. Instead, he wakes up injured on an island. So Robin has to decide to make the best of his second chance or waste it? 

This movie is a Logan clone. The movie wants to be a character study of someone reflecting on their life, but the execution is off. One of the problems this movie has is that we don't know how Robin went from point A to point B. We are told things about Robin, but not enough to fill in the blanks. This could have been fixed with show, don't tell. The first half hour of this movie was brutal as far as how violent it is; after that, the rest of the movie is a slow burn. Everything that happened between then and the end feels pointless. I can't tell you if this movie is about revenge cycle, redemption, or legacy because the movie doesn't know. I wish the film would give the title a double meaning. Other issues I have with the film are that some scenes are too dark to see, head scratching moments, and one scene should have been cut out of the film.  

This is not the Robin Hood we know and love. This guy is a sadistic bastard to a degree. A minor complaint I have with him is that I don't like that he wears white because of what that color represents. I wouldn't mind that if it was done for irony. 

I like the look of the film and that it didn't bore me to sleep. I also appreciate the commentary this film has on myths, stories, and history. All in all, this movie tired and failed to do something new with Robin Hood. 

Rating = Rental           

The death of comedy

The death of comedy

Intro: I know this topic is redundant, but it's still worth talking about. My taste in comedy may be questionable, but that doesn't mean I don't see the problem.    

For over ten years, comedy has become lifeless. I don't remember the last time someone bragged about a comedy show or movie. Heck, I don't know the last time I rolled on the floor laughing. The only time I get that reaction these days is when I look at memes or see someone on the internet ranting and raving. (Heck, that has lost its novelty over the years.) Despite my issue with R-rated comedy films, they are starting to fade. After The Hangover, Hollywood didn't make an R-rated comedy that stood out. We have the Deadpool films, but I notice some restrictions with them. For example, the last movie wanted to make a Spider-Man joke, but couldn't. The same thing goes for teen comedies that has become a lost art.       

An actress from The Office was asked does she thinks that show would work today? She said no. That says a lot about the time were in today. There are two reasons why comedy is in the state that it's in. In case you're wondering, no! I don't blame Will Smith for why comedy has gone downhill, but he has become the face of what's wrong with it now. After the slap, there have been stories of this happening to other comedians. Granted, this isn't new, but it made the public more aware of it happening. 

One of the reasons why comedy is dying is that there is a disconnect, thanks to streaming. Before streaming, when we wanted to watch a sitcom, we were at the mercy of the network. You have to be home before the show airs on TV. If you miss an episode, someone will tell you about it at work or school. It may be annoying, but it created a shared experience. Now that we have streaming, that shared experience is gone. We have people watching old and new sitcoms, which makes it hard to know what is considered funny anymore. Heck, people are talking about The Office again thanks to streaming. We even got clones of that show, like Abbott Elementary and Jury Duty.   

Another reason is boundaries. Yes! We had boundaries in the past, but now it's getting out of hand. Everyone is so touchy and sensitive to the point where you don't appreciate or care to appreciate the nuance of offending someone. For example, there was a time where you call someone who has mental problems retarded. It's hard to appreciate why we shouldn't call people with mental problems that word, because that word is used to call someone stupid. People also project themselves onto the jokes. 

That's what annoys me about women when it comes to rape jokes. Like I said before, rape jokes can be funny because women do things to put themselves in that position even til this day. For example, there are videos of women getting flown out or going on trips with a guy, then be dump founded that he wants sex. Come on, ladies, you can't be this stupid. 

When you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one. That's why comedy has lost its magic. I find it funny that people want to play it safe when come to comedy but not have that same energy when it comes to world peace. In order to fix this, you have to be willing to push the boundaries. 

 We had films that got us to laugh at things we shouldn't laugh at. 

    

 

   Other movies failed to do that. 

That's another thing people don't know how to read between the lines when it comes to comedy. I'm not sure if comedy can get its magic back. Considering that we could get another lockdown, we need something to laugh at. That's all I have to say about this topic for now.   

My thoughts on the Lanterns series

My thoughts on the Lanterns series

 

Please tell me that this is an early April Fools prank. I mean, nothing about this trailer screams Green Lantern. This looks like 48 hours and Yellowstone combined. You need more than the rings, a character flying, and the suit hanging in a closet to get me on board for this series. Speaking of the suit, the fact that it's hanging in the closet tells me the people behind this series don't care or know nothing about the lore. I'm not crazy about Hal Jordan and John Stewart being paired together, regardless if this was in the comics. Both characters can stand on their own. Why is this series called Lanterns? Are we going to see more than one Lantern Core?  

We've waited years for this series, and this is the best you can come up with, really? If the people behind this series didn't have to budget to do this show, then why bother making it? I'm so sick of everything being grounded and realistic. When I think of Green Lantern, I think about them patrolling space, not a western. You can say what you want about the 2011 Green Lantern movie, but it had the look of Green Lantern. I hope this is a bait and switch; even if it is, it doesn't matter. They shot themselves in the foot by not putting their best foot forward. I'll give the first episode a chance, but they didn't do themselves any favors. 

My thoughts on the Persona Franchise

 My thoughts on the Persona Franchise 

 

Intro: Since this is the 30th anniversary of this franchise, and we're getting a new Persona game in a few mouths, it's time for me to give my thoughts on this series. I'll mostly be talking about one of the games in this series, so forgive me if you find the title misleading. 

Despite getting a PS4 late, my list of games for it is slim to none. So I looked up popular games for the PS4 to see which one interests me. Persona 5 caught my eye, so I gave it a chance. Man, oh man, you have no idea how this game frustrates me. Before I get into that, I'm sure you're wondering what is this series about? Persona is an RPG about a group of teens going through life while fighting people's dark desires in their minds with the power of their personas. This series has been around for 30 years, there are six games in this franchise, and it's one of two spin-offs of another RPG called Shin Megami Tensei if...  

The story for this game was insane in a good way. It had twists, turns, and world-building. The story is so thick that it left no stone unturned for the most part. It also deals with the ethics of the group changing someone's heart against their will. I'm not going to say that this is the best story in the franchise because I haven't played all of them. You can play this without playing the others because the games feel self-contained for the most part. There is one thing about this game story that got my attention; that is this is about a group of outcasts. I know what that feels like all too well. Despite that, they bounce back from their situations due to the connections they made. That helps the story feel uplifting. I also like the game's soundtrack. 

I'm surprised no one in Hollywood has entertained the idea of turning this story into a series. I mean, the game's story was good enough to get a manga and a stage play. I say that because this is something we need. Why make a big deal about mental health if we're not going to get stories that deal with the human mind? (If we do no one is talking about them.) heck, the movies that deal with dreams don't go far enough. When I reviewed Inception, I complained that it lacked imagination; this game made up for it. 

Before I address the elephant in the room, I have one minor issue with this game that is I find the demonic images off-putting. ( To be fair, that's a reference to Shin Megami Tensei if...) What drives me nuts about this game is how hard it is. It's not hard by design; it's hard by structure. When I first played it, it was a hassle. I couldn't do certain things because I didn't maxed out my stats. When I played on Game Plus, I was so close to beating it, but I ran out of SP, didn't stack up on items, and didn't find all my allies. When I played it the third time, I best it but I forgot to get an ally. This is why I dread playing it for the fourth time; this game scratches you so thin in so many different directions that you don't have time to yourself to train or craft. ( The last two things I mentioned also matter.) 

I know that there is an NPC that can help scratch time, but that didn't do much. Also, this game is long, even with fast-forward. The player's guide needs to make a comeback because this game needs one. If you don't meet certain people at the right time, you miss out on locations and opportunities. Despite how popular this game is, I can't be the only one who has this problem. Also, what's with the different versions of this game? ( I have to OG if you're wondering.) I mean, one of them is a sequel. This game didn't need a sequel. I hated it when game companies do that, you're not getting my money twice! 

This game could have been better if it had cut the fat, extended or slow-down time. That's all I have to say about this franchise for now.   

 

My Mercy review

 My Mercy review

Intro: Let me get this straight, people have been complaining about their lawyers being expensive, and doing them dirty. This movie gives you an idea for an alternative, and no one is going to watch it. What gives!?! 

Mercy: This movie is centered on a detective name Det. Raven, who is on trial for killing his wife. To avoid being executed, he has to convince an AI Judge that he didn't do it in 90 minutes or reduce that probability to 92%. As he pleaded his case, things got complicated when he learns about a conspiracy. So he has to choose between uncovering it or clearing his name? 

This is one of those movies that has an interesting idea but poor execution. Part of the reason why is because of how Mercy Court works makes no sense. If I can describe it, it's a bench trial with no decorum and no opposing counsel. Is that why it's called Mercy Court, because you don't have to deal with opposition? When we are introduced to the main extra, he's still drunk. Why!?! What's with the 90 minutes to plead your case? I know this was done for the movie to run in real time; however, it trivializes the court. It makes the movie feel like a game show. 

I can suspend my disbelief, but this is a big leaf. The AI judge must be outdated if it doesn't know the term trust your gut. The movie didn't ever try to be a social commentary on how AI can affect the justice system. I mean, no one finds it scary that you can have access to all this information? ( I can't wait to see real-life lawyers rip this movie a new one, but I digress.) This film is 90% bodycam footage and 10% movie. 

This movie could have been better if it had humor, played with our expectations, and had an epilogue. It's hard to appreciate Mercy Court because the movie doesn't show us the impact it has; instead, we get exposition. There isn't much to say about Det. Raven, because we learn things about him instead of getting to know him as a character. With all that said, I wasn't bored watching this movie. I did get a few laughs, not because the movie was purposely fun.  

All in all, this movie is fine for streaming. That's a shame because more could have been done with this concept. 

Rating = Rental 

My FOMO rant

 My FOMO rant

 

AM I the only one who thinks FOMO is ridiculous? For those of you who don't know, FOMO is the fear of missing out. That's self-explanatory. The reason why I find this fear ridiculous is because missing out on things happens to almost anyone. 

There are things that I missed out on because I wasn't born during that time, or didn't find it appealing.

   

There was an episode of either Hey! Arnold or Doug that deals with this. As far as one character missed out on a movie or stand-up comedy. Once he finally saw it, his peers moved on to something else. Other things that can cause you to miss out on opportunities, like circumstances, other people, and yourself. That's another thing that bothers me about the gaming industry; they enable FOMO by putting a time limit on DLCs and online services. Due to that, you don't get the full gaming experience. 

Fomo doesn't just create unnecessary pressure, but regret. I don't like the word regret because it's impossible to live a life without regret. Let's use MMPR as an example. The people who played Jason, Zack, and Trini left the show because they wanted more money ( allegedly). Years later, they express regret about doing that, or they should've waited at the right time to make that move. Whether you agree with them or not, they shouldn't have any regrets because most people who are involved in this franchise don't become successful outside of it. ( This is the same problem I have with sitcoms, but I digress.) Even if they did become successful, can they handle the stress of success? You have to view FOMO as 50/50; is the trade-off worth experiencing what you missed out?  

If you have regrets, that tells me two things; either you don't like your life or yourself. Sadly, there isn't much you can do about that. To be fair, I can understand why men could have this fear because we are the sacrificial lamb to society. No one, not even our family, cares if we don't have a lot of good experiences. If that's not true, then why are we taught to enjoy hardship and being mistreated? Why have that mindset if you have nothing to show for it? There are certain things that you shouldn't miss out, so you won't feel isolated like the rite of passage. 

Let's use the prom as an example. If I was running any school district, no school would have a prom unless every boy who wants to go can go. I'm not saying every girl has to go with them as their date, but they should have one dance with them. I don't want to hear the girls complaining, especially when they have no problem asking a boy with Down syndrome to the prom. If you have no problem getting pregnant by a guy you don't like, then you should have no problem dancing with a guy you don't like. I'm asking you to dance with them, not spend prom night with them.     

The fact that religious men and women in general don't appreciate how important it is for men to have a sex life is telling. Sidenote, I feel sorry for men who have foot fetishes because women think it's nasty; when really, sex is nasty when you think about it. That's another problem with FOMO, whenever something becomes popular, it gets ruined because of FOMO the gaming industry is a prime example of that. We also ruin things by over hyping it. That happen to me when it came to Pokemon.  

The bottom line is this; if you have FOMO, try not to let it ruin your life. There are things that I missed out on or may never get the chance to do, like playing every game that has a mascot, going to Comic-Con, traveling, and learning Archery. There are things that I missed out that don't bother me as much, like collecting Funko heads, going to Halo 3 midnight launch, being good at arts and crafts, and joining the Mile High club. I know you live only once, and there are times when I feel like life is passing me by. Keep in mind that life isn't fair; you have to make the best out of the life you have. Don't torture yourself, wonder what your life could have been, because you will do that regardless if things are going well or not.         

 That's all I have to say about the subject for now.