My rant about Brotherhood

My rant about Brotherhood

Men we have a problem there is something that's keeping us from uniting (Besides our competitive nature.) and that is the affection of a woman. That’s right we put sex on a pedestal, don’t look at me like I’m crazy if you’re spending money on Playboy magazines and on strip clubs that’s what you’re doing. If that's not true then why do we brag about getting with the hottest woman and make fun of men who are virgins? I don’t know about you but I’m tired of seeing and hearing stories of best friends fighting over sleeping with each other's mom, brothers fighting over a girl. Fathers and sons fight or kill each other over the stepmom. The same thing goes for men wanting to beat up the man his wife or girlfriend cheated on him with. 

Here are some examples. 

I can’t believe we're doing this to each other over a woman. Seriously what happen to the bro code? If you're going to fight over a woman you should at least eat spinach. ( Do you know how sad it is that no one will understand that reference?) What makes this worse is that older men who are 45 or 55 are getting with 25-year-old women. I understand them wanting to hook up with a younger woman but dating and marrying them really? Would you look at a grown man funny if he ordered a happy meal at Mickey D's or playing in the kid's sandbox? If the answer is yes, then you should feel dirty getting with a woman that's the same age as your daughter. You don't think you're stepping on young men's toes by getting involved with women their age? You can hide behind 25 is not a minor technicality all you want that doesn't change the fact that it makes you look bad. Also, would you be OK with your nineteen-year-old daughter bringing home a man who's in his 40's or 50's? If the answer is no, then you shouldn't entertain the idea of getting with younger women. 

I know men want certain sexual experiences like having sex with virgins and older women because it's considered a rite of passage. However, this is something you should have done in your late teens and early twenties because women are not saving themselves for marriage these days. Getting with a woman who had many sexual partners can make you look bad. For example, let's say you met one of her exes and he asks does she still taste like Mango? How do you respond to that? When a woman turns 35, she's passed her prime. Yes! She can still look good at that age but that won't stop her from developing bad plumbing. When it comes to older women, I have limits I mean I don't mess with women who are ten years or older than my senior. 

With a few exceptions.   

Despite women outnumbering men, a lot of guys won't experience those things because they're too busy with college, girls getting knocked up at sixteen and women wanting a man who's established. This is why they are drawn to men who are 45 or 55 because that's the average age where a man peaks financially. To the men who make fun of other men who are virgins, you need to stop that because it's making you look bad. Do you want to marry a woman who's either a virgin or hasn't been with a lot of men? If the answer is yes, then how do expect to find a woman like that when you demonize men for not sleeping with random women? How can men be a womanizer if your daughter can't be a part of that? 

Pastors you need to do a better job talking to your congregation about sex if you don't want your church turned into a place where you can smash and dash. I say that because the church is the best place to find virgins. If you don't have a singles ministry, you better start one. Saving yourselves for marriage is unrealistic, I mean can you fast for years without food? If the answer is no, then that's my point. Also, sex toys would be enough and prison rape wouldn't exist if that was the case. (If you think every man in prison is gay, you're an idiot.) Sex is a biological and psychological need, you have to show your congregation some compassion when it comes to that. They should at least get a little foreplay if they have to wait years to get married.  

Women play a role in us fighting over them by not stroking the egos of productive men. If you have a reputation of dating nonproductive men, then that's what I'm talking about. Men have egos about the type of women they should get when they don't it hurts them. Would you be outraged if you didn't get a gold medal for putting on a gold medal performance at the Olympics? If the answer is yes that's how productive men feel when they don't get the type of women that bums and criminals get. If men who are doctors, lawyers and engineers don't deserve women who are drop-dead gorgeous who does? This is why men fight each other and have crimes of passion because no one enjoys paying more for less.

Women also put us in danger by treating us like her personal attack dogs. They do this by having us think were defending their honor with proxy violence. I'm not saying men shouldn't defend the honor of the women in their lives; however, if you are willing to hurt or kill someone without knowing if the situation was a misunderstanding or she's exaggerating, that shows how little we love each other. I know men don't value love, but you can't have it both ways. We can't complain about how society disregards us when we have no problem shedding the blood of our fellow man unless it's justified.              

Another way women are part of the problem is that they love to play stupid. Ladies you're going to have a hard time finding a man that doesn't want to nail you to the wall if you don't want a man like that then date a monk. This is why you have male friends, I mean they're hoping that they'll get laid or be your main squeeze over time. Don't take my word for it call him over to your house and throw yourselves at him and see what happens. Also, I shouldn’t feel like I’m walking on eggshells when I’m around a couple. I know you have to behave in a certain way where you don’t offend the Husband or boyfriend however, we don’t know what is or isn’t appropriate behavior. For example, I’m not going to be outraged with a man from Francis if he kisses both sides of my wife’s cheeks because I know that’s how they greet each other in Francis.   

Just because that’s the custom in Francis that doesn’t mean you have to be OK with it if you’re not. That’s my point just because one man is OK with you being friendly with his woman that doesn’t mean everyone else will, it’s hard to tell what’s acceptable or not if it’s not universal. If my wife accepts jewelry from a man, I will be upset with her because she’s not respecting our marriage by doing that. Really you need to have a better attitude about people hitting on your girlfriend or wife. I'm not saying that you should be happy about that however when you want to beat up anyone who does that what does that say about you? 

That kind of reaction tells me that you don’t think highly of yourself and you don’t trust your spouse. People are going to flirt with your girlfriend or wife regardless, if you think highly of yourself, you wouldn’t feel threatened by other people coming on to her. Would you feel sorry for a billionaire who gets attention from people who try to con him or her out of their money? If the answer is no, then how is this any different? You can’t get with a woman that most men find attractive and not expect other men to eyeball her. If you don’t trust her because she, did you wrong in the past then you should break it off, I know that’s hard if you two have history but trying to have a relationship with anyone that you don’t trust is harder. Sidenote when you give someone a second chance you lost the right to bring up what he or she did in the past.

Men we need to wake up and realize that women don’t have our best interest in mind heck they don’t even love us. Don’t believe me, there was a news report early this year about a man in Texas being put in jail for overpaying child support and women were not outraged by that why is that? Since we're on the subject of child support how is a man paying child support going to help better his relationship with his kids? Also, have you noticed that women say that he needs to pay child support instead of I need him to be a father to his kids? 

Here’s another example of what I’m talking about.



Do you see how women do us wrong? This woman said that her friends told her to trick her husband, the man she promise to love, honor and cherish. This woman needs better friends! I shouldn’t be surprised that Mrs. Williams and the audience are encouraging this nonsense, the women that didn’t clap didn’t condemn the other women. Yes! The Husband went back on his promise but that’s no excuse to trick him. Wait why is the wife talking to Mrs. Williams about having another kid? Why isn’t she talking to her Husband about this, hack Mrs. Williams didn’t even ask why her husband broke his promise? OK ladies since you don’t have an issue with this then you shouldn’t have a problem with Dr. Phil doing this.

A boy: Hey Dr. Phil I have been seeing this girl for 9 months now and we haven’t had sex yet. What should I do?

Dr. Phil: It’s simple force her to have sex with you, put roofies in her drink or stick a gun to her face.

I better not see women being outraged about this. Before I move on what was that thing Mrs. Williams said men have never been in control of our bodies. Then why do men have to pay for the choices you make moron!?! Ladies if you love your male counterpart then you should have no issue with doing the following.

Make a big deal about Prostate cancer, buy men gifts on Valentine Day, condemn women for falsely accusing men of crimes they didn’t commit, women taking money from a man to the point that he lives in a hotel, women abusing their power towards men, condemn Army wives for being so causal with cheating on their Husbands and women keeping their sons away from their father. Side note I kind of feel bad for Soldiers, I mean they have to come home to find out their wife is cheating on them after being mentally or physically scarred what up with that? Also, I’m surprised that no one is blaming Army wives for ruing the foundation of marriage instead of blaming Homosexuals, like I said before they seem casual with cheating on their Husbands.

There is a scene in one of the Saw films where a woman and two men that she was seeing were in a death trap, so the woman tried to convince one of the men to sacrifice themselves for her. Do you know what happened next the men sacrifice her instead of themselves. Men this is what we need to start doing, I don’t mean kill women I mean we need to let women know that you're not going to come between us. Like I said before we have to stop letting women manipulate us with their feminine wiles.


My editor: That’s hard to do.

What do you mean it’s hard? I manage to stay away from anything that reminds me of sex. That strategy is working for me kind of, I don’t buy playboy magazines or spend my money on strip clubs. Sidenote I can't believe strip clubs are a thing I mean what's the point of going there, having strippers giving you blue balls if we can't hook up? I haven’t been to the beach in twelve years and I stay inside the house during the spring and summertime. Another thing when I was in the job development program, I told them if I’m going to work with women, they have to be old enough to be my mother. 

The bottom line is we have to look out for each other and stick together. One more thing ladies if you love the men in your life then you should treat them like they’re dying. Because that’s what society is doing to men, they're killing us mentally we don't need to come home and deal with that.