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I know a good movie, tv show and video game when I see one 8 times out of ten.


My review of Who Framed Roger Rabbit
My Mulan review
Intro: It’s a shame that we can’t get more female-led movies like
this from Disney.
Mulan: This movie is centered on a girl name Mulan who is
struggling to find her place in a patriarchal regime. Things became difficult when
her ailing father is drafted to fight a war. In order to protect him she goes
in his place impersonating a boy. So, she has to get through training and hopefully
survive the war.
This is the best Disney movie of the renaissance era! What
makes this movie different from other underdog stories is that the stakes are
high for the main character and it’s inspiring. The movie knows when to transition
from being fun to serious. (Take notes MCU) I appreciate the movie for not shying
away from how serious war is without being graphic. This film does what good
musicals do that use the song to express what the characters think and feel. The animation is stylish and the
Chinese wisdom or metaphors are used in a way that you can understand. Both kids
and adults will find the comedy in this movie amusing. The theme of this movie
is earning your stripes, everyone has something to prove. You argue that this movie is a social commentary on gender roles and traditionalism.
Mulan is another good example of how to write a strong
female character! Despite being rough around the edges with living up to traditional standers, she’s
a smart and caring person. She’s not going against traditional norms for the
heck of it she does it to save her father and figure out what she wants to do
with her life. Going against the norms does create tension between her and her
father. The only complaint I have with her is the writers tried to set up a romance
between her and Capt. Shang but it was pointless.
Speaking of Capt. Shang, he's the weakest character in this movie! I say that because he doesn't have much characterization beyond trying to prove that he can lead his army because he didn't earn it. He may be hard on his man, but he does show compassion. We also see that puts his honor above the rules.
Mushu is Mulan's guardian who helps her through her struggles. Mushu is like Starscream but funnier. Mushu is trying to redeem himself with Mulan's ancestors.
The rest of the characters are comic relief.
Shan Yu is the most sadistic Disney villain we have so far. He may come off as a flat character but he's not. He's trying to prove to China that he is as dangerous as they label him as. You can argue that he represents toxic masculinity. (Yes! That's a real thing.)
Chi-Fu (the emperor's assistant) Is not a bad guy, but he does serve as a foil for everyone else. He's the type of slimeball that you want to pound.
One of the problems with this movie is the comedy can feel like a slipstick at times. Because of the time period, this movie takes place in the jokes and dialogue feel out of place. The sprites of Mulan's ancestors make us question what is possible or not. This movie would have been better if it addresses the ups and downs of traditionalism from both the male and female perspectives.
Overall, this is one of those movies that didn't get enough attention. I would recommend giving this a second viewing.
Rating = Worth Seeing
My Speed Racer review
Intro: Considering this movie came out after Iron Man and before The
Hulk I mean The Dark Knight I can see why people overlooked this movie.
Speed Racer: This movie is centered on a track racer name Speed
Racer who is good at what he does. One day he gets the attention of Arnold Royalton the
head of Royalton Industries who makes him an offer. After Speed turns him down
his life has gone upside down and his worldview is challenged. So, Speed must fight
back, come to terms with a family secret and figure out if he can continue racing?
This is the closest Mario Kart movie that you’re going to get! That’s what the races in this movie remind me of because of how over-the-top the races are. Also, this movie feels like a live-action cartoon and it makes references to the source material. The soundtrack complains the scenes in the movie. I find it hard to believe that the Wachowski directed this movie because it feels like it was directed by the man who did the Spy Kids movies. The story is told by showing us visuals of what happened instead of telling us. This movie tells an underdog story in a way that will take you by surprise. The jokes may be cheesy, but it has a charm to them. The themes of the movie are family and capitalism. This movie improves on some of the elements from the cartoon it’s based on like the characters and why the Mach 5 is so advanced?
Speed Racer is much more likable than he was in the cartoon. In the cartoon, Speed is a self-centered crybaby. In the movie, he's a noble character and we see how his family played a role in the type of person he is. We feel sorry for him as we see him struggle with the downside of racing.
Mom Racer is a supporting character who comforts and gives speed reassurance.
Pop's Racer is a mentor to speed. He may seem grumpy, but he does have a heart.
Spritle and Chim-Chim are the weakest part of the film for me. I know they are the comic relief, but it's distracting for the most part.
Trixie (Speed's girlfriend) is also a supporting character who aids Speed. Trixie and Speed feel like a real couple unlike in the cartoon.
Racer X is a cool and mysterious character.
Arnold Royalton is a good villain because of how manipulative he is. There is one scene that reinforces that. He also threatens the two things Speed loves the most, they are racing and his family.
One of the problems I have with this movie is how colorful and ridiculous it is. I know the cartoon is like this, but that didn't affect the action scenes or the seriousness of the cartoon, unlike this movie. Because the movie goes back and forth between being serious and lighthearted it creates moon whiplash. The movie looks cheap being shot with mostly blue or green screen. I wouldn't have minded this if the movie had half of its budget. The Wachowski are rough around the edges with making this movie family-friendly. The ending wasn't bad, but it feels like a cop-out.
Overall, this is a good adaptation of the cartoon! I would recommend this to fans because this movie is an overextended episode of the show in the best way.
Rating = Rental
