My review of Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania
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Friday, February 17, 2023
My review of Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania
Monday, January 23, 2023
My thoughts on the Power Rangers Franchise
My thoughts on the Power Rangers Franchise
Wednesday, January 4, 2023
My thoughts on Arby 'N' the Chief
My thoughts on Arby 'N' the Chief
For those of you who don't know what Arby 'N' the Chief is, it's a web series created by Jon Graham that aired on Machinima at the time. The show is a comedy about two walking, talking toys name Arbiter and Master Chief who live their lives in their owner's apartment, and online gaming is their only access to the outside world. This is one of the best comedy series I've seen in a long time! What makes this show different from others like it is that it combines video game footage with puppeteering. The show has self-aware humor and deals with the subjects it addresses seriously for the most part. It starts off by addressing gaming culture, pop culture, and gaming business practices.
One of the problems I have with this series is that the earlier seasons have jokes involving a man's you-know-what. There is a plot hole involving what happened to certain characters. I don't understand why Jon continues to use Halo Reach footage after Halo 4 came out. Because this show deals with serious topics, it might make people feel uncomfortable. The way season 8 ended might rub the religious community the wrong way. That season wasn't subtle that it took inspiration from 2001: A Space Odyssey. The first half of season 4 and the L.A. season are the weakest seasons in the series. What bothers me about the L.A. season is that it introduces Sonic and Mario, and Jon wasted them.
Before I wrap this up, I want to talk about Jon Graham. I feel sorry for him because he's underrated; he should have been a star. This series started getting millions of views when it first aired on Machinima. Then it slowly lost viewers over time due to the change in direction Machinima took. I wish he would have aired this show on G4TV because A, doing that could have helped make the network more relevant. B, doing this could show Neil Tiles that he was wrong about people not wanting to watch video games on screen. If the network did hire him, it should revive portal and have him host that show because he's doing the same thing that show did. If you want to know this guy's story, watch the first episode of Mediabyss.
Overall, this is an excellent comedy series! I would recommend this if you want to watch a mature version of Toy Story.
Friday, December 23, 2022
My rant about The Flash movie
My rant about The Flash movie
A trailer for the upcoming Flash movie will be released at the Super Bowl. (allegedly) I won’t be talking about it because I’m not going to watch that movie. I don’t care if it made more money than Avatar or won best picture at the Oscars. In case you’re wondering, yes! Ezra Miller tainted this movie for me. Look, I’m not the type of guy who can’t separate art from the artist or someone’s professional life from their personal life. However, this is an exception to the rule. When you star in a movie or show that appeals to kids, you have a responsibility to them. You have to carry yourselves a certain way that’s appropriate for kids and parents won’t frown upon. It bugs me to see actors and actresses not doing that.
What’s the point of playing these characters if you can’t or
won’t do that?
If John Cena had a facelift and a different body structure, I wouldn’t mind seeing him play Superman. (Yes! I said that with a straight face.) You can laugh at that all you want that doesn’t change the fact that he’s been playing him for most of his WWE career. Ezra Miller pushing or strangling a woman is bad enough, but everything else he allegedly did is a can of yikes! It doesn't matter if he's innocent or not; you can't have that kind of publicity.
Another thing that bothers me about actors and actresses playing superheroes is that they don’t promote it by doing something humanitarian. I don’t just mean make commercials talking about how bad animal abuse is, I mean actually doing something. Where was the cast of the Avengers to help rebuild Kentucky after the tornado last year? I’m not saying they should become humanitarians; it can be something small.
Look at the Rock, for example, he got away with stealing Snickers at a store. So, he made amends by buying a lot of them and paying for everyone else's stuff at the store. This would have been better if he did this before Black Adam was released, but I digress. That’s hard to do now because of cancel culture. Really, the casting department needs to do a better job.
To the people who will give this trailer a million views and watch this movie, I want you to do me a favor. Go to WWE’s Twitter account if they have one and start a hashtag to induct Chris Benoit into the Hall of Fame. If you can look past everything Ezra Miller did to watch this movie, then you can do the same for Chris Benoit. It's bad enough that Mr. McMahon did him dirty when he was alive, but this is ridiculous. The same thing goes for Mr. Baldwin and the movie Rust. (If it ever gets made.)
Despite not being crazy about how Ezra Miller portrays Barry Allen/ the Flash, I was willing to give this movie a chance. Thanks to all of this scandal around him, that's ruined. I can understand why people have a problem with WB firing or canceling certain movies, and not Ezra Miller and this movie. (I know we were told that he is fired, but I want to wait and see if that’s true.) Really, even if he was cleared of doing those things, he would still be overshadowed by Mr. Keaton. That’s all I have to say about this subject. Do you think this movie should have been scrapped?
Thursday, December 8, 2022
Stargirl season three review
Stargirl season three review
Friday, October 7, 2022
My thoughts on the Super Mario movie
My thoughts on the Super Mario movie
Monday, September 5, 2022
My rant about the school system
My rant about the school system
Intro: I didn’t want to do this post at first because I already talked
about how I felt about this topic here and there in my other posts. With that said, that doesn’t change the fact that this is a relevant subject and will stay
relevant until the problem is fixed or the plant explodes. Some of what I was
going to say, I was going to save in my overview of the pandemic, but I managed to narrow it down to two issues with the school system. Forgive me if I use the
same talking points as before, but I don’t have time to backtrack everything I’ve
said before.
Schools are supposed to be institutions that educate children on how to become productive and contributing members of society. In reality, it’s a daycare/ prison. The only difference between schools and prison is that no one seems to mind that women sleep with underage boys. Like I said before, just because boys fantasize about that doesn't mean you should indulge them. Instead of educating them about what they need to know, we keep them busy with a bunch of school and homework without knowing if they can comprehend what they learned. I've been to both public and private schools, and I can't tell the difference between the two.
I can understand why teachers are underpaid
because anyone with half a brain can order kids to stay seated until school is over. I
want to ask you something, do you think you can be good at being a cop,
firefighter, kickboxer, and Doctor just by reading? If the answer is no, then what
makes you think kids can make something of themselves just by sitting a
listening? Whoever came up with this system must be arrogant to think this
system will benefit everyone. Seriously, what’s the point of standardized testing
and someone from the school board coming to check up on them if
nothing is changing? (Sidenote: they should show up unannounced.)
We can’t change how schools operate anytime soon because A, it’s doing its job at keeping kids occupied. B we don’t expect anything from kids besides obedience. They can’t drive, vote, work (depending on where you live) go anywhere without their parents knowing, and their brains are under development. Until we stop treating schools like a daycare and kids like they're not human, then we can get somewhere. I'm sorry, parents are complaining about schools, it's just not for the right reason, but I'm getting ahead of myself. With that said, two things need to be done to make schools better.
The first thing is that schools need to be reformed, and to do that, we need money. We all know that the government is not going to prioritize education. I would reconsider that if I were them. Do you think you can run and maintain society if most people's IQs are below 85? Do you think anyone would want to work at school if you're not going to pay top dollar for them? How is teaching its own reward, but not protecting and serving the community? If it were up to me, I would have the school be on a year-round calendar. I was against this idea at first, out of ignorance, I mean, when I thought you get no breaks. That's not the case; how this works is you get 9 weeks of school and three weeks off until summer break.
Doing this would give the kids some relief and possibly boost their morale. Schools should also make knowing the basic laws and conflict resolution part of their curricula. Considering that there are so many videos of people fighting everywhere, do I really have to explain why we need conflict resolution? As far as the basic laws goes I think it's messed up that you can get in trouble for not knowing the law. As for teachers, they need to think outside the box to get students to learn or get the most out of them.
Here's an example of what I'm talking about.
This leads to the second thing that needs to be fixed, which is the boundaries between parents and teachers. Lately, parents have been throwing a fit over their kids learning critical race theory, replacement theory, homosexuality, and removing certain books from schools. Look, I'm not saying that parents shouldn't have a say in their kid's education, but ranting a raving is not the best way to go about things. Teachers should have the right to run their classrooms as they see fit. If you don't like it, then homeschool them. The same thing goes for when your kids are acting up in class; they should be allowed to deal with it as long as they're not cussing them out, giving them bruises, and doing inappropriate things with them.
I'm surprised that teachers are not going on strike for not being able to defend themselves against students. I mean, it's bad enough that teachers get lousy pay, but they shouldn't have to deal with students putting their hands on them. If you don't like the idea of teachers getting into fights with your kids, then you better tell them to keep their hands to themselves and don't get in their face. To be fair, teachers are not innocent; they do things where students want to pound them to the ground. For example, whenever something tragic happens to them, they want sympathy from us, but won't show us the same courtesy when it comes to our homework. I mean they will fail us for not doing our homework despite being a victim of domestic abuse, rape, your house being robbed or set on fire. Most of the teachers I had, I can care less if they get jumped right in front of me.
My point is, Parents created this problem. I mean, you can't show teachers that you don't take pride in being a parent and not expect them to overstep their boundaries. If that's not true, then why do you only show up at school when your child is misbehaving? Why do you let retail workers babysit your kids? If I were running Walmart, Target, BJ's, or GameStop, I would put up a sign that says If you drop your kids off for us to babysit them, we will call child protective services. That will put an end to that problem, but I digress. How do you expect your kids to learn Spanish if you're not willing to learn it? Some examples you're setting. If parents expect teachers to take care of you're kids when they get sick, get them into Harvard, tell you that your kids are cutting class, or risk their lives to protect your kids, then they deserve more respect from you.
As for the issue of kids acting up, of course, they will. What do you expect when you have them seat in class most of the time, not letting them go to the bathroom when they want, and not teaching them subjects that they're interested in? If you are teaching them different things so that they can be well-rounded, that will mean nothing if they don't know how to incorporate this knowledge into their life. Also, they feel like you're wasting their time. I mean, what's the point in becoming a doctor or a lawyer if no one will give you a chance? Let me ask you this do you want a seasoned doctor or lawyer to help you? If the answer is yes, then that's my point. Don't get me started on student debts, I find it insulting that you spend years giving colleges all this money, and it didn't turn me into a Billionaire. How many of you wish you would cut your losses and invest that money in the stock exchange?
That's all I have to say about this subject for now.
Monday, August 1, 2022
My Spider-Man rant
My Spider-Man rant
Wednesday, June 29, 2022
Superman and Lois season 2 review
Superman and Lois season 2 review
Friday, June 17, 2022
My review of Lightyear
My review of Lightyear







