My war of the plant of the apes review

My war of the plant of the apes review 

 

Intro: Enough with the false advertisement already! 

War of the Plant of the Apes: This movie takes place two years after the last movie, the apes have been at war with the human since then. The war reach a turning point when the apes found a new home and the humans attack the Apes base. So, Caesar has to decide between protecting his family or getting revenge. 

This is one of the weakest entire in this franchise! Part of the reason why is because the title of the movie is miss leading, having one battle scene doesn't justify this movie having war in the title. The last movie feel like a war movie compared to this. This movie is more of a prisoner of war movie and it's not that good of a story. I was letdown that the Apes didn't have a human alley, I mean the movie gave us the impression that was going to happen. There is a new ape that suppose to be the comedy relief character but I didn't find him amusing. The movie could have ended differently if the apes tried to escape sooner, I mean the place where they are held prisoners in not well secure. I would like to see more of the humans discuss what they should do with the apes? 

There are some good things about this movie like it connects to the original Plant of the Apes movie almost. I like the explanation we get to why human can't talk? I appreciate that not all the apes rejoin Caesar after Koda's death, this help make the conflict grey. The movie has an interesting idea to explore but nothing comes of it.  

Overall This is not the best movie I've seen this year or the worse. I would recommend this if you want to see how this franchise begins and end. 

Rating = Rental 

      

My review of Spider-Man Homecoming

 My review of Spider-Man Homecoming 

Intro: How is this a homecoming if Sony still has rights to this character?

Spider-Man Homecoming: This movie takes place after the events of Civil War, and Peter Parker/Spider-Man is trying to prove himself to Tony Stark/Iron Man. He gets his chance when a gang is selling hi-tech weapons, so Peter must stop them before these weapons fall into the wrong hands.

I’m glad Marvel Studios doesn’t have the rights to this character because this movie is worse than anything Sony has done with Spider-Man so far! You can say whatever you want about Spider-Man 3; that movie tried to be about forgiveness, and you can laugh at how bad that movie is. This movie is about nothing because it has nothing going for it. The movie feels like it's trying to be a John Hughes movie rather than a Spider-Man movie. I wouldn't mind this movie taking inspiration from his movies if this movie was subtle about it. The story would have been OK if the screenplay and directing were good. The movie wouldn’t have played out the way it did if it wasn’t contrived and stupid. Most of the characters in this movie feel like extras because they have little to no personality. 

Speaking of characters, this movie committed character assignation with Tony Stark and Peter Parker. I say that because this movie undermines Civil War by not dealing with the aftermath of it and ignoring plot points from that movie involving those two characters. Tony Stark being in the movie is problematic because he’s stepping on Spider-Man’s toes. I'll get into that later. The movie also wasted the villains by not doing anything with them. Don’t get me started on the ending. The way it ended is a joke, and I mean literally. That’s what hurts this movie; it focuses on telling jokes and celebrating Spider-Man being a part of the MCU, then telling a compelling story. The reveal towards the end of the movie was suppose to have an emotional conflict, but it's wasted. Another thing Sony has done better than this movie is the web-swinging. The web-swinging in this movie is bland compared to the Sony films. 

Peter Parker/Spider-Man is a shy, awkward, and impressionable teen. He can be sarcastic as Spider-Man, but we don't get enough of that. I wish I could say that he's bright, but he's only smart enough to make web-shooters, which isn't saying much. His ARC of him earning his strips, I didn't mind; however, there are two issues with it. 

First of all, it makes Peter look disingenuous about doing good deeds. Second, it could have been written better. What drives me nuts about this character is that he did some things that could have put people in danger and exposed himself as Spider-Man. Also, he did things that his peeps should be upset with him, but they treat it like it's not a big deal. I'm also not crazy about his Spider-Man suit, not because it has a bad design, it's that it feels like an Iron Man suit, which makes him OP.     

Ned Leeds (Peter's best friend) is a smart character in his own right. He also helps Peter with the Spider-Man stuff and is kind of his voice of reason. The only complaint I have with him is that his name should have been Ganke because that's who he is. 

Flash Thomson is suppose to be the bully, but he's just a pain in the rear for no reason. All he does is say things to aggravate him.  

Why is Zendaya in this movie if her character has less than one minute of screen time? When we see her, she says something and then leaves. Most of what she says is to annoy Peter. Does she like him? Do I really have to comment on her name?    

Aunt May is eye candy in this movie. I'm not kidding about that; this movie reinforces how attractive she is for her age. Don't get me wrong, she does look good for her age, but I doubt she looks better than women who are in their 20s or 30s. Can someone pop Kevin Feige (The man behind the MCU.) upside the head. Aunt May is suppose to be a supporting character, how can she do that when the movie is sexually objectifying her? (No! I'm not trying to win brownie points with SJWs.)    

Tony Stark/Iron Man is Peter's mentor in this movie, and a terrible one at that because he just watches him from a distance. He only shows up when he's in trouble. What bothers me about this character is that he berates Peter for going behind his back, but Peter is not in the wrong because Tony didn't take him seriously. If I were Peter, I would give Tony a left hook for treating me like this. I mean, he's good enough to fight the Avengers but not good enough to deal with street-level crime, screw you, Tony! If you don't think Peter can handle street-level crime, then why don't you deal with them? Do you see what I mean by stepping on his toes? Why is this a Spider-Man movie if the bad guy has beef with Tony instead of Peter, and you treat Peter like he's incompetent?   

Adrian Toomes/The Vulture (the main villain) went from an everyday working man to a criminal. That's the problem I have with this character, I mean, were suppose to feel sorry for him, but he didn't have to go down this path. 

I like that this movie has Spider-Man references, and we get to see the Avengers from the point of view of everyday people. Overall, this movie is a disservice to Spider-Man. Marvel Studios has a lot of work to do to prove that they can do this character justice in the next film. 

Rating = Trash 

My Face/Off review

My Face/Off review

Face/Off: This movie is centered on a FBI Sean Archer who’s captured a terrorist name Castor Troy who killed his son. After his capture Sean learns that he place a bomb in L.A., he can’t find out where Castor put it because he’s in a coma. So the FBI comes up with the idea of him and Sean switching faces and goes undercover in prison to get the information out of Castor’s brother. That becomes difficult when Castor awakens and took Sean’s identity. So Sean has to prove that he isn’t Castor Troy before things get out of hand. 

  

This is an underrated action movie from the 90’s, I mean no one is talking about this movie. I like the concept of enemies switching places because I haven’t see it done like this before. We also see how the two men impact each other’s lives whether or not it’s for the better. Plus them trying to be each other can be funny at times. I’ve fond of how this movie is directed because it done in a way that it foreshadows how things could play out in the movie.

Sean Archer is a tortured soul who still dealing with his son’s murder. That’s my issue with this characters we don’t know what he’s like before he’s murder and that serve no purpose in the story.

Castor Troy is kind of like the Joker as far as enjoying causing death and destruction. Plus he can be amusing.

One of the problems I have with this movie is that it could have been a Psychological thrill but the creators did take advantage of that idea. Family could have been a theme for this movie but the writer didn’t go in that direction either. The acting from both leading men can be over the top at times. Overall this is a decent action movie that I would recommend that you check out.

Rating = Worth Seeing     

My Wonder Woman review

My Wonder Woman review 

 Intro: It's about time WB made a DC movie that's colorful.  

Wonder Woman: This movie is centered on Diana/Wonder Woman who lives on an island full of amazon warriors. One day she meets a man name Steve Trevor who ends up on her island, he informs them about the war that's going on and Diana believes she knows the cause of this war. So, she joins him to end the war. 

This movie didn't give CPR to the DCEU. You can watch this movie without watching the other DC movies. I like that this is a period piece we don't get a lot of that with these films. This movie reference a Batman Villain. No! It's not Ra's al Ghul if you're wondering. This movie has feminist vibes to it. However, it's not done in a way where it makes the men look bad. Sidenote That my gripe with movies or shows that have a female lead, but I digress. I'm fond of the questions this movie asks like is the human race worth saving? How do we decide who to save? 

Diana/Wonder Woman is a female Superman, seriously this is what Man of Steel should have done with Superman kind of. Also, she acts like a child in the movie, you'll see what I mean when you watch this movie. This character is portrayed better than she was in the 2001 Justice League cartoon for the most part. I mean she didn't come off as a feminist. The issue I have with her is she puts people in danger trying to do good. The conclusion she came up with at the end of the movie, came out of nowhere. Also, I wish the actress who plays this character would have the same body type as the actress who played Xena. 

My Editor: What are you talking about they both have the same body. 

Me: Are you sure about that? (I pointed out the difference between the two and he put me in a headlock.) OK! OK! I'm sorry! 

Steve Trevor is the everyman, he helps Diana be a costume to the outside world. Their awkward dynamic can be amusing at times. My only complaint with him is that he put himself in danger when he didn't need to. 

Dr. Poison (one of the villains.) is wasted, I mean she's an enigma and we learn nothing about her in the movie. 

The biggest problem with this movie is the last act, it really hurt the story this film is trying to tell. Plus, the last act didn't give Diana a chance to process her revelation which makes the movie feel rush. What we learn about her in Dawn of Justice is retcon in this movie. Overall, this is rough around the edges. I can't recommend this if you like Captain American the first Avenger, because this movie is not as good as that movie.  

Rating = Rental 

My review of Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales

My review of Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales 

Intro: Is it me or is Jack Sparrow starting to ware out his welcome? 

Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales: This movie takes place almost twenty years after the third movie and we see Captain Jack Sparrow down on his luck. Things are about to get worse for him because he learns that Captain Salazar wants revenge for what Jack did to him. Meanwhile, a young man name Henry Tuner recruits Jack so that he can help him find the Trident of Poseidon, with it he can free his father from the curse. So, Jack and Henry have to find the Trident before Captain Salazar does. 

This movie is disappointing seriously did the creators learn anything from the last movie? What bothers me about this movie is that it doesn't do anything new, this movie borrows elements from the other films. Family could have been the theme of this movie if the writers found a way to work that into the story. Also, this movie is not as funny as the other four because the jokes fall flat on its face. How can you have a pirates movie without a sword fight? I'm sorry we do have them but the director doesn't seem to focus on them and their brief. This movie creates inconsistencies with the other films, you'll see what I mean when you watch this movie. The climax was also disappointing due to the lack of action.    

Jack Sparrow is not in this movie I don't know who this impostor is that looks and dress like him but he isn't Jack Sparrow. Does this franchise have clones now? The reason why I said this Jack Sparrow is an impostor is because this guy is incompetent and mean-spirited at times. The movie is aware of this on some level. Also, he's not as funny as he use to be he just states the obvious. I like the idea of Jack being off his game, but the writers don't do anything with that. Even if he was the same character as he use to be that would be a problem too because the creators don't do anything new with this character, he's just here to eat up screen time. 

Henry Tuner is kindhearted, brave and noble. I wish the movie would show us the relationship he have with his father because that will help us be invested in his cause to free him from the curse. The movie starts with these two sharing a scene together, the director could have use that to establish their relationship. 

Carina Smyth is a smart girl who studies astronomy. She's looking for the trident as a way to connect to her father. I would like to know why people call her a witch? Also, her romance with Henry wasn't good because it had no build-up to it. I wonder if she was suppose to be the main baddie. For those of you who don't know we were suppose to get a female villain. That would be interesting to see Jack Sparrow try to outwit someone smarter than him. 

Captain Barbossa is the ruler of the seven seas now that he has an army of pirates on his side. The only complaint I have with him is that the movie tries to humanize him Why!?! 

Captain Salazar is the weakest villain in this series. I'm not just saying that because he's a flat character or I can barely understand him it's because he isn't a bad guy. He's a pirate hunter hunting pirates is a good thing. I would like to know how his curse works? Also, he's distracting us from focusing on Henry and Carina because he has no beef with them.   

The only good thing I can say about this movie is that the story is easy to follow. Overall, this is another failed attempt to give Jack his own story, I wouldn't recommend this to fans. 

Rating = Rental 

Arrow season five review

Arrow season five review 

   

Intro: After two bad seasons and losing two key characters in the Green Arrow mythos, I didn't expect much from this season. Despite that, I'm willing to give this series another chance. sometimes I'm a three-strike person. Consider this Arrow's third chance. Besides, how can this show get any worse? Plus, this is the last season for the flashbacks. I'm curious to see how that will wrap up. Sidenote, I wish this series had ended in this season because I don't want this show to suffer the same fate as Smallville, as far as overstaying its welcome. With all that said, did season five recover, or did this show continue to go down the toilet? Let's find out... 

Arrow season five: This season takes place a few months after Team Arrow stops Damien Darhk from nuking the world, and Oliver becomes the Mayor of Star City. He's trying to balance being the Mayor and Green Arrow. One day, Green Arrow meets one of the amateur vigilantes that he inspired and sees that he's rough around the edges. After being reminded of the promise he made to Laurel, he decides to take them under his wing. Meanwhile, an archer called Prometheus has a grudge against Green Arrow and gives him grief by challenging his crusade. So Green Arrow has to stop him before things get out of hand.      

This season washed the bad taste out of my mouth that is seasons 3 and 4; however, this season could have been better. This is the story that the writers should have told after season two; the story of Oliver dealing with the collateral damage he caused in season one. You can almost watch this season without watching the last two. We see characters dealing with the aftermath of Laurel's death. The way this season ended will leave you speechless. The flashbacks in this season are fine. They deal with how Oliver got involved with the Bratva and became what he was in season one. The problems I have with it are that it created a plot hole for season one, and the solution to Oliver's dilemma he had since the season 3 flashbacks, makes him look stupid. This season's crossover episode reminds me of Superman's for the man who has everything, Comic Book.      

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow has an arc of overcoming his past; however, it's done in a way that deconstructs him. Oliver revealed something about himself; it's kind of hard to buy the reveal, and it didn't have much of a payoff. I don't like his attitude about Prometheus because he's the reason why Prometheus exists, and he doesn't feel terrible about the role he played in that. He showed compassion for his other adversaries, like Slade and Cupid, so why can't he do the same thing here? Also, I find it hard to believe that he can be both the Mayor and Green Arrow with no problems because being Green Arrow caused issues for him in the first two seasons. Also, he did something that could have exposed himself as the Green Arrow.  
   

After seeing Quentin Lance doesn't have much of a role this season, it made me wish he should've been the one who died in season four instead of Laurel/The Black Canary. That would make sense because he would die trying to stop Damien Darkh's plan, which would be his way of redeeming himself for working for him. To be fair, the reason why he doesn't do much this season is because he's still grieving over Laurel's death. 

Since Thea quit being Speedy at the end of season four, she doesn't have much to do in this season. Well, the writers kind of did something with her character, but that went nowhere.  

Besides learning how to live with what he did last season, Diggle doesn't serve much of a purpose this season. His subplot feels like filler.  

Rene Ramirez/Wild Dog (one of the new members of Team Arrow) is like Roy, but worse. I mean, Roy didn't come off as a wannabe tough guy. Also, for someone who used to be in the Navy, I expect him to be competent. Also, his backstory lacks the emotional weight it suppose to have.     

Rory Regan/Ragman ( another new member of Team Arrow) is the outsider looking in. My beef with him is that he's too powerful to be a part of this team. Really, he should have been a part of the crossover because he would have been helpful. Plus, we don't learn much about him.  

I'm not happy with what this series has done with Evelyn Sharp because she's underused. You'll be confused by her big reveal because it's unclear. 

Curtis Holt/Mr. Terrific is the friendly one of the bunch who can rival Felicity's hacking skills. What bothers me about him (Other than the fact that he isn't like his comic book counterpart) is that he tries to be funny, but he comes off as an old head trying to be cool, plus his jokes are not thought out. Also, why didn't the show remove him? The purpose he served in season four was to give us the idea that Felicity would die in that season. In this season, he's not as smart as Felicity due to him being more of an inventor, so what's the point of having him around? ( Sorry! I answered my own question.) 

I thought Felicity would go back to normal now that her and Oliver are no longer a couple, but that didn't happen. She still undermines Oliver, lies to him, and she got away with murder, and Oliver is letting it happen. In season four, Felicity sends a nuke to Havenrock. I know she didn't have a choice; however, when you do something wrong and regret it, you answer for it. That didn't happen in this season. She didn't think about that until she learned that one of the new members of Team Arrow is from Havenrock, and she had the nerve to tell this person that she's the one who killed his or her family. She didn't do that to give him or her closure; she did that to make herself feel better. Sidenote; I'm surprised that Prometheus didn't use this against her or have the Havenrock member turn against Team Arrow.    

Something tragic happened to Felicity this season that caused her to go AWOL on Team Arrow. I wouldn't mind the idea of Felicity going rogue if she had a better reason for it. The issue I have with this is that Oliver didn't confront her about it in a stern way. I kind of understand why he didn't do that; however, you need people on your team that you can count on. Another problem I have with this is that Team Arrow is being hypocritical about the situation. I mean, why do they have a problem with Felicity getting her hands dirty when they do it all the time? This is not a team of humanitarians! That's the theme of this season; hypocrisy. Almost everyone has double standards.  

I can see why people like the main villain, Prometheus; he challenges Green Arrow both physically and mentally. He reminds me of The Dark Knight Joker; you'll see what I mean when you watch this season. It's refreshing to have a baddie that doesn't want to destroy the city because people can get sick of seeing that. The mystery of who he is was handled well, regardless of the hiccups. This show failed to make him sympathetic. I can't get into details without spoiling anything. I wish that he and Green Arrow didn't fight each other so often because that takes away the build-up for their showdown in the last episode. Don't worry, it's not as bad as last season. 

Here are my grievances with this season; one of them is the new team members. There's no reason for Oliver to bring them into his war on crime because Oliver is not having a hard time fighting crime on his own. Plus, it makes him look less of a badax. When Diggle or Roy is in the field, it's because Oliver can't be in two places at once. Having a team would make sense if being the Mayor was taking up a lot of his time, but that's not the case. Even if that were the case, that would be an issue. What's the point of watching this show if Oliver is barely Green Arrow? This is why the creators should have saved the Oliver running for Mayor story for the final season. The reason I'm bothered by Oliver training the new team members is that they are comic book characters. I'm tired of seeing him train or school other comic book characters. I would like to see them stand on their own two feet. I'm glad the writers got rid of some of the members of Team Arrow because there are too many of them. This season also has head-scratching moments in this season.      

I have gripes with some of the episodes; the three episodes after the first one are rough. The two episodes after episode 9 will make you mad. This show did a PSA episode on gun control. I don't understand why people are upset over this episode. What's the point of Oliver being the Mayor if we don't have episodes of him dealing with these issues? The problem I have with this episode is that it feels heavy-handed and out of place. Also, I don't think that was the right thing to address, considering two members of Team Arrow use guns. Plus, the series addresses this subject before. There is an episode where Oliver and Felicity are trapped in a bunker. Do I really have to comment on that episode? The last episode is kind of rushed, and I wish "bleep" were in this episode.  

With all that said, this season was a return to form for the series. It makes you wonder what direction the creators will go from here?     

The Flash season three review

The Flash season three review 

 

Intro: So, the only change Flashpoint made on Arrow is changing the gender of Diggle's child. Really CW? Out of all the mistakes you made on Arrow that you could have fixed with Flash point you choose to erase Diggle's daughter OK. 

The Flash season three: This season takes place three mouths after Barry went back in time to save his mother, which created an alternate timeline called Flashpoint. Flashpoint is basically Barry's fantasy, well that fantasy turned into a nightmare when the timeline starts to fall apart. So Barry has to turn everything back the way it was in order to save it. He does restore the timeline but with a few minor changes and Barry has to learn how to adjust to those changes. Meanwhile, a mysterious figure is trying to bring back Flashpoint, so team flash has to stop him before it's too late.  

I was letdown by this season, part of the reason why is because this season wasted the flash point storyline. It only lasted one episode, that's not enough time for us to appreciate it. I wish it would have lasted up to the mid-season finally. Another thing that bugs me about this season is the main baddie is another speedster, do I really have to explain why? Either the series is creatively bankrupt or the writers are lazy. This undermines the show's intro how can Barry Allen call himself the fastest man alive if there's someone else faster than him!?! Please no more speedsters as the main villain! 

Other problems I have with this show are some of the episodes feel like filler, for example, we have one episode that's a musical I'm not kidding about that. There are plot holes with the rules of time travel and this season could have ended sooner if the characters were honest with each other. We learn that something tragic will happen in the future, it's hard to take that seriously because we know team Flash will try to prevent it. Also is it me or is this season trying to appeal to women? I say that because everyone has a love interest this season. The crossover episodes were Ok it was about our heroes stopping an alien invasion. 

Barry Allen/The Flash has made himself unlikable this season due to him being selfish. I didn't feel sorry for the issues he have this season because he broth that on himself. Barry is also stupid this season since the show started, he was warned to no mass with the timeline and yet he still does it. I'm surprised that his friends and family didn't put him in the doghouse for all the damage he cause them, I'm not saying that they should stay mad at him throughout the season however they shouldn't be so quick to forgive him either. This was a gripe I had with Arrow season 4 Diggle was the only one who was mad at Oliver for betraying him. Also, the creators were not settle about what they tried to do with Barry this season. 

Cisco is annoying at first because he's mad at Barry for not fixing something in his life. This wouldn't brother me if Cisco wasn't familiar with the Hero's code, plus it wasn't Barry's fault that something tragic happen to him. After that Cisco is back to normal and he learns more about his powers. 

Caitlin is also affected by flashpoint and it puts her at odds with team Flash. So, she tries her best to cope with it.  

Iris West is a plot device in this season, you'll see what I mean when you watch it. Another thing I don't buy her wanting to be romantically involved with Barry because A he's the rebound guy and B her and Barry were raised as siblings. I know they're not related however If you want to be with someone whose dad you consider your dad you should feel dirty.  

Welly West/ kid flash is a crybaby at first, I mean he complains about not being like his flash point counterpart. When he is he acts like Tony Stark as far as being cocky and having a womanizing attitude. I don't like the code name kid flash, I know it's in the comic but it's still not a good one. The only complaint I have with him is this season didn't do much with him.  

I like HR because he's helpful to team flash in his own way. I'm annoyed with how team Flash treats him because he isn't a genius, why didn't they treat Joe or Iris like this? Plus, he (My editor censor me for spoiling anything.) deserves more respect from them. 

Julian Albert is Barry's partner at the CCPD. He has a punchable face I mean he's high maintenance. 

Savitar the main villain is forgettable. He just wants to kill Barry to prove that he's the superior speedster, been there done that. He has no motivation for his big plan at the end of the season and he could have been sympathetic but the creators didn't take advantage of that. What bothers me about him is the writers drag out his identity by the time we learn who he is you won't care and it opens up a can of plot holes. Another thing how does his suit work does it give him super-speed? Since I broth up his suit is it me or does his suit makes him look like Megatron from the Transformers movies? I wish he was like his comic book counterpart.    

The things I like about this season are that Barry has to deal with the consequences for his actions and some of the episodes. The way this season ended got me interested in seeing what direction this series will go in season 4. The quality of the show is the same for the most part. Overall, this is not a good season however it wasn't awful. Plus, I'm looking forward to season 4, hopefully, it will be better than this. 

My Samurai Jack series review

My Samurai Jack series Review 

 

Intro: Whoa! The creator of this cartoon hasn't lost his touch after thirteen years, I'm impressed.  

Samurai Jack: Here's the plot for this series. A shape-shifter name Aku is sent free to continue his reign of terror on Earth. The man who imprisoned him becomes aware of his release so he sends his son away to train to become a warrior who can capture him again. When the samurai approach Aku, Aku opens a time portal that sends the samurai into the future where Aku is the ruler. So the samurai has to figure out a way to get back to the past and finish off Aku. 

This show is a boy's fantasy! I say that because this world has everything a boy could come up with when he plays with his toys like robots, aliens, talking animals, Spartans, etc, etc. The bizarre world makes it easy for you to buy the kind of stories this show tells. Plus this show has five different kinds of episodes. They are Jack looking for a time portal, Jack being hunted by Aku's bounty hunters, Jack helping someone, a flashback episode and a silly episode. I'm fond of how this show tells its story with visuals instead of dialogue.   

Samurai Jack is kind-hearted and wise. I wish I can say he's a stoic hero but there are times where he gets frustrated. My issue with this character (besides him wasting his chances to go back to the past.) is that how can he exist without a name? I mean Jack is not his birth name people from the future gave him that name, what did his parents call him if he doesn't have a name? 

Also is he human? There are episodes where he travels in the snow wearing a robe and sandals, sometimes he complains about the cold other times he doesn't. What's up with that? Another thing I wish there was an episode where Jack is unhappy with giving the responsibility to defeat Aku, we had a flashback of him being frustrated with his training.   

The Scotsman is the opposite of Jack, he's hotheaded and likes to trash talk. My gripe with this character is I don't know why Aku is after him? I'm going to guess that his sword can rival Jack's as far as it can hurt Aku. Also, how did he get an army of daughters? (I know how it's just that I don't think it's possible to give birth to that many kids. it makes you question what happened to the Scotsmen's wife?) 

Ashi is a tragic character you'll see why when you watch this series. My beef with her is I'm unclear about how can she be the daughter of Aku? Plus, I'm not crazy about what the writers have done with her in the last three episodes of season five. 

Aku (the main villain) is a tyrant with an ego and a sense of humor. He seems to have a thing for bugs I said that because his foot soldiers are robot insects. My complaint with him is that how can he create time portals if he's a shape-shifter? I'm having a hard time buying that he can rule other planets because A not every planet is under his control and B there are people and things that can pose a threat to his rule. In season 5 Aku seems depressed or bored with ruling Earth because Jack is not a threat to him anymore, however, he's inconsistent about that. 

The problems I have with this series is that I wish I knew how certain episodes end. For example, at the end of one episode, Aku was holding a time portal and Jack took him by surprise, the series should have ended right then and there. The last episode is kind of a mess, I mean it didn't take its time on certain things. This wouldn't be an issue if season 5 had 13 episodes instead of 10. There is an episode in season three that could have been the turning point of this series, however, season 5 ignores that episode. (To be fair before season 5 you can watch any random episode and not miss out on anything, for the most part.) Season 5 broth back one of Aku's Bounty Hunters for a cheap gag, why!?!

Overall, this is one of the best cartoons in the 2000s. I would recommend this if you're into action/adventure.      

     

My Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 review

My Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 review 

 

Intro: Let me get this straight you bust Power Rangers balls for its product placement, but you won't do the same for this movie. I don't care if it was done sparingly if you don't like product placement you shouldn't want to see it. 

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2: This movie takes place weeks or months after the events in the first film and the group are now heroes for hire. After their last mission, they meet a man name Ego who turns out to be Peter Quill's father, so Peter decides to go on Ego's plant to get to know him better and the other guardians go their separate ways. Meanwhile one of the guardians discovers something disturbing about Ego, so they have to warn Peter before it's too late.  

This movie is a huge improvement over its predecessor with a consistent story, better characterization and beautiful visuals. I like how this movie pair up characters because they either reflect each other or complement each other. The theme of this movie is family and friendship, you have characters looking for these things, struggling to accept the ones they have and working out issues with their family. The way this movie ended will make you cry. 

Peter Quill/Starlord has to figure out what kind of family he wants. I'm fond of this arc because Peter is the weakest member of the group, when he learns about his heritage he feels joy. 

Gamora is the level-headed one of the team who tries to resolve her differences with her sister. The only issue I have with her is that I don't like her subplot with Peter because it takes away from her story of fixing things with her sister. 

Drax is the straight man who doesn't get that people are being sarcastic.

Baby Groot is adorable but he's more or less the same as he was in the last movie. I'm still annoyed that all he says is I am Groot, however, the characters translate what he's saying sometimes. 

Rocket is the brains of the gang, there is one scene that shows us how dangerous he is for someone his size. He's having a hard time accepting the Guardians as his friends to the point where he's testy towards them. 

Yondu has a redemption arc in this movie and can be amusing at times. His whistle arrow is used much better here than in the last movie because it wasn't treated as a serious thing in this movie. My gripe with him is he could have done a better job working things out with Peter. 

Nebula (Gamora's sister.) is a tragic character. I wish she would show more emotion about her backstory, I mean we see she's affected but at the same time, she's calm. 

Mantis (Ego's alley.) is like Drax as far as being unaware of social interaction. To be fair she has never been around anyone else.     

Ego is a typical Marvel villain, that's sad because he said something that would have given this character some depth. However, his plan to take over the universe is different, I haven't seen it before. 

One of the problems I have with this movie is the comedy undermines some of the serious moments in the movie. This movie would have a different ending if Ego didn't reveal what he did in his past to Peter. Also, I don't buy how the guardian's relationships have grown because not a lot of time has passed since the first movie. The ending also created a plot hole, Ego's plan affects Earth and no one from Earth acknowledges the event.  

Overall, this is a solid sequel that I would recommend to everyone. 

Rating = Worth Seeing    

My 12 Angry Men review

My 12 Angry Men review 

 

Intro: How can I call myself and movie buff if I don’t review at least one Black and White movie?

12 Angry Men: This movie is about 12 jurors trying to decide whether or not a young man is guilty of killing his father. This seems like a simple trial until one of the jurors voted not guilty, so the other jurors try to convince him why they think his guilty without killing each other. This is the best Black and White movie I’ve seen so far! That’s not saying a lot because I haven’t seen a lot of Black and White films.  

I’ve only seen the popular ones.  

                                   


















I'm not saying this movie isn't popular it's just no one talks about it. The premise may sound boring but it's not, the director made this scenario interesting. This movie shows you the dos and don’ts of having an argument or a debate. Like I said before the purpose of an argument is to reach an understanding, not change people's minds or make people feel dumb about their point of view. Also, when you make a choice you think, deliberate and understand your choice. 


That’s my gripe with Bench Trials the Judge should have two other judges to talk to about his or her decision. (If they do, do that then I stand corrected.) 

What made this movie hold up is the dialogue because of it you think this movie was made in the current time for the most part. The movie isn't just about the concept of Justice or being on one accord. It's about the value of life, when you're in a position to decide whether or not someone should live or die, we shouldn't take that lightly. Watching the jurors interact with each other is not only entertaining they help each other see things about the case that they missed or didn't consider.    

Juror # 8 is the one who voted not guilty because he's skeptical about the case. My issue with him is that he did something that could have caused this movie to have a different ending. Also, he didn't do the best job of proving his points to the jurors. 

Juror # 3 is a hothead and strongly believes that the boy is guilty. He could have the other jurors on his side if he didn’t alienate them and contradict himself, that’s what happens when you don’t think before you speak. The movie hits that this case is personal for him however the movie didn’t do the best job of being settled about it.

Juror # 4 is the rational one. He would make a better adversary for Juror # 8 than Juror # 3 because he made some good points as to why he thinks the boy is guilty.

Juror # 2 is the youngest of the other Juries, seriously he sounds like he hasn’t hit puberty.  

Juror # 10 is biased to the point where no one takes him seriously. 

Juror # 7 is not taking this case seriously which rubs the other Jurors the wrong way. Plus, he proves some of the humor in this movie.  

One of the problems I have with this movie is the other Jurors didn't give Juror # 8 much of a challenge. Some of them bring their own prejudice or projects onto the case. The rest have nothing to say. Considering how one-sided the rest of the Jurors are about this case this movie could have been called 12 stupid men. The movie missed out on other details about the case. Speaking of the case it's too circumstantial for most of the Jurors to think the boy is guilty. There is a plot hole with the murder weapon, I can't get into that without spoiling anything.  

Overall, this movie stood the test of time! I would recommend this to everyone because we can't have a conversation without it turning into a fight or censoring each other. 

Rating = Treasure Chest

My Saban's Power Rangers Movie review

My Saban's Power Rangers movie review 

Intro: When I first learned about this reboot a part of me was excited because I've been waiting for this series to get a facelift for years. On the other hand, I didn't have high hopes for this movie. I'm not just saying that because I wasn't happy with the design changes the creators made from the original show. (Personally, I don't think that was a smart move marketing-wise. If fans won't accept these alterations what makes the creators think the merchandise will sell?) 

(Hello Bug eyes)

Or because most movies based on kids' shows or shows, in general, are bad.

I'm saying this because since Saban got the rights back to this franchise seven years ago, they haven't made a good season since. (Well Dino Charge/Supercharge was OK.)

Look at how they revised the original show, if this is not a red flag I don't know what is?

 

With all that being said is this movie a Go Go or a No No? Let's find out... 

Saban's Power Rangers movie: This movie is centered on five teens, they discover mysterious coins that have and give them special abilities. After realizing this they go back to the place where they found the coins to investigate what's happening to them? The group gets more than what they bargain for when they find a spaceship and learn that their city is in danger from an alien threat. In order to stop it, the teens have to master their powers and learn how to work together.

This movie put a smile on my face! The movie did things that I wanted to see, like give Rita and Zordon a backstory, the group of kids not being friends at first, the teens have to earn the right to be Power Rangers and humor at the zords expense. There are moments where this movie reminds me of the first episode of Mighty Morphing and other Power Rangers seasons. I appreciate how the civilian powers are handled in this movie more than I did in the Power Rangers series. The grievance I have with the series uses of civilian powers (Besides the fact that it undermines the morphing powers.) is that it feels separate from their morphing powers, that's not the case in this movie, they're an extension of their morphing powers. 

The pacing in this movie makes the movie's runtime feel shorter than it is. I wasn't happy to learn that Bulk and Skull (Two characters from the original show.) was not going to be in this movie, after seeing how this movie turned out I understand why they're not in it. This movie is about these kids trying to become a team and becoming friends. Bringing them in the movie would have been distracting. I appreciate that this movie isn't plagued with kids dealing with bullying, drugs and pure pressure. I'm not saying those are not a big deal however I don't see how this movie can address these issues in a new and meaningful way. This team of rangers may not be honor students but they're not bad kids either.         

I like this movie’s version of Jason/the red ranger because you get a leader vibe from him. That's saying a lot considering that he doesn't warm up to the idea of being a leader because of his temper. My beef with him is that I don’t know why he did what he did that caused him to be in detention. Not only that there's a line he keeps saying over and over again in the movie, but that can also drive anyone nuts. I know the writers are trying to make that a famous line however for it to work you have to use it at the right time. I'm surprised that no one complains about how often that line was used instead of the product placement in this movie. Oops! Also, the movie could have done more with this character.    

Trini/the yellow ranger is the reserved one of the pack. I’m not crazy about the other thing this movie has done with her. You'll feel the same way if you're tired of writers changing the race or sex of already established characters. If you want more fictional characters of a different race or sexual orientation, make up your own please and thank you. 

Billy/the Blue ranger is the best character in this movie because he's the brains and heart of the bunch. I’m not sure how I feel about the other change the writers made with this character. I shouldn’t have a problem with it because we had a Power Rangers series where two of the rangers act like kids, another series where a caveman is a ranger and a series where a ranger might have the same challenges as Billy. The only complaint I have with him is that he can be annoying, I mean Felicity from Arrow was kind of annoying before season 3. 

Zack/the Black ranger is the goofball of the group. That’s fine because he was kind of like that in the original show in a fun way, not in an I wanna strangle you way like this Zack. What bothers me about this character is that he has the same problem I had with Sandman from Spider-Man 3, you'll see what I mean when you watch the movie.     

Kimberly/the Pink ranger is lovely and sarcastic as always. I like her dynamic with Jason because they both have the same backstory, as far as being popular figures who fell from grace. I have issues with why she ended up in detention, I'm not saying she's innocent however she shouldn't take all the blame for what happened. Plus, she did something toward the end of the movie that damaged her credibility. Also, I was let down that this movie didn't explore an aspect of this character from the show.   

I'm fond of what this movie has done with Alpha 5, he’s less obnoxious in this movie than he was in the show. He feels like a mentor to the rangers, he coaches them and boosts their morale.  

Speaking of mentors this Zordon is Cranky, bossy and demanding of the teens. He does try to help them however he seems impatient. Despite that I'm fine with this movie's interpretation of Zordon, however, the movie could have done more with him.  

I’m impressed with what this movie has done with the villain Rita, she did things that she had never done in the original show like grunt work and interaction with the rangers. She's also creepy, unstable and menacing. The gripe I have with her (Besides her looking like a Batman villain.) is that she makes my little head talk! She’s a villain I’m suppose to be disgusted by her not turned on, that’s Kimberly’s job. Also, I'm frustrated that this movie didn't have her use one of her catchphrases, I mean there was a moment in the movie where she could have used it but the movie didn't take advantage of that scene.     

One of the problems I have with this movie is that Jason is the only one that has his signature weapon, which bugs me because this feels like a cheap way to make him popular. Some of the jokes and references fell flat. This movie could have been better if the director did a better job directing certain scenes and have some of the dialogue rewritten. I wish this movie had its own remix of GO GO Power Rangers.  

The movie putties are almost as bad as Lord Zedd's putties from the show. What’s the point of having the movie putties being golems if they can fall apart with one hit? I’m annoyed with what this movie has done with Goldar, He's reduced to a mindless monster in this movie. If that's not character assassination I don't know what is. He should have been replaced with a different monster if that's what the direction was going to do with this character. The fight between Goldar and the Megazord was lame, watching two elderly people fight is better than this. Plus, I'm irritated that the zords can do the same thing because the zords had different capabilities in the show. Finally the plot holes, sorry I can’t address them without spoiling the movie.  

Overall, I enjoyed this movie I would recommend this to both fans and nonfans. If you like The Avengers, you'll like this movie. 

Rating = Worth seeing 

My review of Kong: Skull Island

 My review of Kong: Skull Island 

 

Intro: Could someone pop Peter Jackson upside his head because this is the movie, we should have gotten twelve years ago. 

Kong: Skull Island: The movie takes place in 1973 where a group of scientists and soldiers are looking for an island called Skull Island to investigate it. Their mission of discovery turns into survival when they see that this island is filled with giant creatures. Escaping the island becomes difficult when the Army wants to pick a fight with one of the creatures name Kong. Now the groups have to decide if they want to fight or flee? 

This is a movie that surprised me because I wasn't expecting much from it. This movie may have a simple story but it has some depth to it. The conflict between Kong, the humans and the other animals on this island all make sense in a way that doesn't feel like it's black and white. The theme of this movie is protecting vs destruction and this is where the human characters come into play. I like that this film has humor because it helps lighten up the mood. Also, the fight scenes are brutal, the CGI is impressive and the film is well-directed with some great shots. I like the creature designs because some of them blend in with their environment. The movie wastes no time getting us to what we want to see and that's Kong. 

Speaking of Kong I'm fond of what the movie has done with this character. The issue I had with this character is I couldn't root for him in the 1933 movie because he was a lovesick puppy dog in that film. I wouldn't have minded the beauty and the beast aspect of that film if it was good. Peter Jackson had a chance to fix that in his 2005 remake but he dropped the ball. In this movie, he's the protector of this island and he has a good rapport with the natives. This movie works as an origin story for Kong as you will see when you watch the movie. 

William Randa is the lead scientist of the group who will stop at nothing to get to Skull Island. What bothers me about him is that the movie could have done more with him. 

Hank Marlow is the comic relief and the voice of reason due to him being on the island since WW II.  

Col. Packard is a fearsome soldier who's chummy with his men, he does push them however he's not ball-busting about it. What bugs me about him is that he becomes an obstacle for everyone, I understand where he's coming from however, he's being short-sighted about it. it's hard to tell if he's surfing for PTSD or not. 

The human characters are the weakest part of this movie they're mostly there to get killed off. I wish the natives were more involved with the story. The movie also has some head-scratching moments in it.  

Overall this movie is a good example of how to reintroduce an iconic figure to the public. I would recommend this if you like monster movies. 

Rating = Rental 

My Logan review

My Logan review 

 

Intro: After 17 years we finally get an R-rated Wolverine movie, better late than never I guess. 

Logan: This movie takes place in the future where most of the mutants are dead and the rest are keeping a low profile including Logan/Wolverine and Charles Xavier. That changed when Logan meets a girl name Laura whose being chased by a group called the Reavers. So Logan has to protect her from them. 

This is one of those movies that took me by surprise! When I saw the trailer for this movie, I didn't expect much because I thought it was going to be a typical bodyguard movie. It is to a point however it's played out differently. This movie is loosely based on the old man Logan comic and the X-Men Evolution episode that features X-23. I like how this movie broke the fourth wall it wasn't done for laughs but to poke fun at how superhero movies are. This movie gave me what I wanted to see and that's the berserker rage, we haven't seen that since X2. The movie also creates social commentary on how we manipulate children. It also deals with preservation. This movie also feels like a western and how most of the mutants were killed off scares me. You'll understand why when you watch this movie.    

Logan is a shadow of what he was because he's weary and his body is breaking down. My beef with this character is I'm unclear as to what caused his body to fall apart? Also, what happened to him at the end of the movie would have been shocking if the actor who plays him didn't tell us that (My editor censor me) role.   

Charles Xavier is also a shell of what he was because he has dementia, it's funny and sad to see him like this. I'm not saying having dementia is funny I'm saying he says some funny things. He also may or may play a role in why most of the mutants are dead? 

Laura/X-23 is quiet but dangerous, you'll feel sorry for her when we learn of her backstory. The only complaint I have with this character is the reason why she's called X-23 makes no sense. 

Caliban helps Logan and Prof. Xavier he's funny in his own right. 

The Reavers are nothing to brag about. Donald Pierce (the leader of the Reavers) is relentless. 

One of the many problems I have with this movie is the Reavers did something that undermines their purpose of getting X-23. There is a scene in the movie that's suppose to be sad but the way it was edited ruins the scene. This movie can be hard to watch because of how depressing it is. You might be confused as to what time period this movie takes place, I mean is this movie in the same timeline as the other X-men movies or in an alternate one? I don't like the dynamic between Logan and Laura because it was done way better in the cartoon I mentioned, when a cartoon does a better job than the movie that's not a good sign. 

Overall, this is the Wolverine movie I've been waiting for! I would recommend this if you want to see the end of an era.  

Rating = Worth seeing 

My review of Power Rangers Dino Charge/Super charge

My review of Power Rangers Dino Charge/Supercharge 

 

Intro: Am I the only one who doesn't find fart jokes funny? Is this what kids or Neo Saban consider amusing?  

Power Ranger Dino/Super Charge: This series takes place in the prehistoric age of earth where an alien name Keeper is being hunted by another alien name Sledge, the reason why he's hunting Keeper is that he has the energems that poses ultimate power. Keeper manages to hide the energems inside the Dinosaurs and blow up Sledge's ship. In the present day, a group of young adults found some of the energems and Sledge survived the explosion and continues his hunt for the gems. So the young people have to protect the energems from Sledge. 

I don’t get why this series got so much buzz. Don’t get me wrong this is a solid season for the most part,(That saying a lot since Neo Saban has been screwing up since they got the rights back.) However it’s not on the same level as Time Force or RPM. This show has the same problems as the other Neo Saban series, as far as the light-hearted tone, remixing the MMPR theme song, splitting the series in half, adding new catchphrases, etc. This is another Dinosaur theme series. I'm fond that you have to earn the energems powers. I'm impressed with the clip note episode, whoever wrote that episode should write a whole series. You'll find this team of rangers absurd. We have a caveman, a medieval knight, a prince, an elder man and a bird-looking alien as rangers.

Tyler/the red ranger is adventurous. I’m kind of annoyed with his subplot because it was done so many times before, however, the creators did something different with it. 

Koda / the blue ranger is the heart of the pack. I was let down by the humor the writers tried to do with him. It wasn’t terrible it’s just the same gag over and over again, whenever he sees a car, phone, or TV he freaks out and destroys it. He reacts this way because he's not from this time period. The one funny thing he did was interrupt a moment between two characters.

Riley/ the green is one of the smart ones of the group.

Chase / the Black ranger is the clown and the jerk of the bunch.

Shelby/ the pink ranger is my future wife, I mean a tomboy and knowledgeable about Dinosaurs. She's the best Pink ranger we've had since Jen from Time Force. 

Ivan/ the gold ranger is Mr. nice guy, that's understandable considering that he's from medieval times. It's hard for me to believe that he can operate his Morpher with ease but is clueless about modern technology.   

Prince Phillip the third/ the graphite ranger is also an arrogant douche bag. However, we see that there’s a good side to him. 

Ms. Morgan is the technical adviser of the team. I want to give her a stunner because I don't like the way she talks or treats my girl Shelby, look at the second episode and you'll see what I mean. She didn’t talk to anyone else like that. I would respect her if she reenacted the promo between HHH and Booker T in 2003. 

I can't comment on the other Rangers because there barely in this series. 

It's hard for me to consider Keeper as a mentor, he's more like the voice of reason, I say that because he helps the rangers with their personal problems. My issue with him is his lack of backstory.

Sledge is lazy I mean he's a bounty hunter, yet he sent monsters to find the energems why can't he find them himself? After seeing what these monsters can do it makes me question how was he able to capture them? After learning why he wants the energems it kind of makes him look worse.  

Sledge's girlfriend Poisandra makes him look less threatening, this is the same complaint I have with Ransik in Time Force. 

Heckyl/Snide ( another villain.) is crafty and enjoyable, his plan to defeat the rangers would have worked if it wasn't rushed. We learn that he has baggage. My beef with him is that the writers don't do anything new with the villain with a split personality. 

I’m not crazy about the morphers in this series, the morphers are guns really? The problems I have with this series is that the creates could have used this ranger team better. For example, there is one episode where Chase ruined things with his girlfriend because of his self-centered attitude then she sees Ivan and becomes attracted to him because he’s a gentleman. That should help him see the error of his ways. Another example have Koda and Ivan doing Ms. Morgan’s job as far as being technical advisers since they're not accustomed to this time period. There are some head-scratching moments in this series, the morphing sequences are a bit long, too many characters in this series and the last episode is a cheap way to end this series. (However, I like that the Rangers got the people to help them stop the villains.) 

Overall, this is an OK series it wasn't good enough to wash the bad taste out my mouth that is Megaforce/Super MegaForce.