A line from the movie
Vick: What do you want?
the Joker: My face on the one-dollar bill.
WOW! He could have said anything like...
Me: What do you want?
the Joker: A happy meal, no, a flat-screen TV, no-no a lap dance from Naomi. Where did that come from?
What makes this worse is that he's competing for the affection of the love interest, are you kidding me? There is one thing this movie got right about the Joker, and that is, he loves attention. I'm annoyed that people compare this to other Batman films because that's not fair, that's like comparing LeBron James to Michael Jordon. The only good thing I can say about this movie is that it's stylish and entertaining. This movie could have been better if it had a story.
One question. Why is this movie called Batman Returns? I mean, Batman didn’t go anywhere, plus he's just in the movie because his name is in the title, so again, why is this movie titled Batman Returns? This movie has the same problems as the previous film, like it's not about anything, continuity issues, Batman being overshadowed by the bad guys, and the villains having no motivations. I'm tired of villains being driven by insanity; for the most part, it's not a good or deep motivation. the fight scenes are lame because Batman can barely move in his Batsuit.
We don't learn anything new about Batman/Bruce Wayne in this movie.
This movie wasted the villain Oswald/the Penguin, I mean, the writers could have made him sympathetic, but they blew it. Instead, he's creepy and disturbing.
Max Shrek (He's an ally of the Penguin.) is a ruthless businessman. I wish he hadn't stepped on the Penguin's toes.
Selina Kyle/Catwoman is useless, and how she's portrayed in this movie might offend women. Selina Kyle is timid as Catwoman, she's a live wire. What bugs me about her is how did she become hard to kill?
There isn't a lot I like about this movie. I mean, I enjoy the visuals. Overall, this movie failed to be just as entertaining or better than the first film. I would recommend this if you like Mr. Burton's films.
This movie is a fine companion piece to the animated series! Not only is this a mystery film, but a tragic love story. That's one of the many things I like about this movie, which is making Batman a love story. Something that the other films are having trouble doing. What makes this movie a good mystery is that the director did things to throw us off, and the reveal has a slow build-up. I'm surprised by how violent this movie is. Don't worry, it's not too violent for kids. I'm also fond of how this movie gives us bits and pieces of Batman's origin. The theme of this movie is the future vs fate.
Andrea Beaumont is a good leading lady because she isn't helpless and she's full of personality. That's sad, I mean, it took an animated film to give us that. Despite being different from Bruce, we see how these two parallel each other. The only complaint I have with her is that when she reunites with Bruce, she's rude to him. We don't understand why she's like that.
There isn't much to say about the Phantasm because this person is barely in the movie. When we do see this person, he or she is scarier than Batman. What makes the Phantasm scare is not only the mask, it's that the Phantasm can do things that Batman can't.
Arthur Reeve is a pretty boy city officer who could be connected to the killing.
The Joker is in this movie, and he's not here for fan service. He can be amusing and scary at the same time. My gripe with him is that he doesn't add anything to the story. Also, I'm not crazy about his involvement in all of this because it's similar to what was done with the Joker in the 89 film, but not as bad.
One of the problems with the movie is that there are plot points that didn't get resolved. Another issue with this movie is that the mystery could have been better if there were more suspects, and the director didn't cheat us out of figuring out who the Phantasm is. The movie drops subtle hints about who the Phantasm is. What happened between Bruce and Andrea could have been prevented. There are plot holes with the ending. Also, I wish Jim Gordon had a bigger role in the movie.
Intro: Am I the only one who finds it funny that parents complain that Batman Returns was too dark for kids? This is what I mean by parents ruining things. Batman is not for kids! That's why Robin was created in the comics to attract younger readers. If you want a family-friendly Batman film, rent the 1966 Batman. This movie is mixed for me; it has elements that could make this film better; however, the creators didn't focus on them. Instead, they made this movie marketable for kids. It's hard for me to consider this a sequel to the first two films because of how different it is from the other two movies. This movie is more lighthearted than the last two. The themes of this movie are revenge and responsibility. I appreciate the director being creative with the look of Gotham in this movie. I'm fond of this movie addresses how trauma can affect your mind.
I kind of like this Bruce Wayne/Batman because he's self-aware to some degree. We see how his parents murder still affects him after all these years. That's what bugs me about this character. The movie tried to get inside this character's head, but it didn't go far enough.
Once again, I was let down by the love interest, Dr. Chase, because there is a scene that gave me the impression that she wasn’t going to be the damsel in distress. How is she a therapist? I'm asking this because when she first meets Batman, she hits on him in the middle of a hostage situation. Are you kidding me? Also, she seems to be more interested in wanting Batman to get into her Batcave. (My editor pops me upside my head.) I mean, get in her head, then study him. That's my gripe with her; why have a therapist if the writers are not going to use her to get into the psyche of Batman?
Intro: What!?! Did you think I was going to pull my punches just because Mr. Schumacher (the director of this film) and everyone else who worked on this film apologized for how this movie turned out? Sorry, that doesn't change the fact that this movie exists. If anyone should apologize for how this movie turned out, it's Warner Bros studios because it was their idea to take the Batman films in this direction in the first place. Why would WB give us four serious Batman films and have the last one be the opposite of those films? What really bothers me about this movie is that I don’t know who the target audience is for this movie. I mean, I thought the ice puns were annoying, but sex puns, why would the writers put sex puns in a film that's suppose to be a family film? Once again, whatever good this movie has it's overshadowed by the film being marketable. What this movie has done with the characters bothers me because the creators could have done so much more with them.
The only thing I like about this movie is the two scenes in the movie. Overall, this movie almost killed superhero films! I can't recommend this if you like the 1960s Batman because that's better than this.
This is a classic one person can make a different story! I love how this movie tells Batman’s origin, because this movie answers some of the unanswered questions about his origin that the comics didn’t. For example, what happened to the man who killed Bruce's parents and who supplied Bruce with his gadgets? Also, the movie gave us a deeper reason why Bruce Wayne became Batman? The downside to this is that it doesn't make him mysterious. Bruce's parents being murdered is sad, not because it happened, it's because we got to know them a little bit before they died. The movie also works as a father-and-son story. Fear is a major theme in this movie; the movie deals with different aspects of that theme. That's something I appreciate about this movie because we have problems controlling that emotion. I'm fond of the way this movie ended; you have to watch the movie to see why.
Alfred (Bruce's Butler) feels like a surrogate father to Bruce, and he's his voice of reason. Plus, he can be sarcastic. The only complaint I have with him is that he doesn't consider or realize that he's putting Bruce in his father's shadow.
Lucius Fox (Someone who works at Wayne Enterprises) provides tech support for Bruce.
Sgt. Gordon is an improvement over how he was portrayed in the early films. The reason why I didn't mention him in my reviews is because he was incompetent in those films. Seriously, where did he get his badge from Toy R Us? He's an upstanding cop trying to do the right thing. I'm surprised at how much he was able to do in this movie.
Rachel Dawes is Bruce's childhood friend, who is a determined Lawyer. What bugs me about her is that she's a helpless love interest; this wouldn't bother me if she didn't come off as tough at times. There is a scene where she expresses disappointment with Bruce. I understand why she felt that way, but it's easy to berate someone when you don't experience their pain. Plus, she's making things worse for Bruce.
Henri Ducard is Bruce's mentor when he was away; he teaches him what he needs to know about fighting crime.
Dr. Crane/Scarecrow (One of the baddies) is like his comic book counterpart as far as studying people's fears and using them against others.
The problems I have with this movie are that some of the fight scenes are shot too close to the point where you don't know what's going on? The twist in the movie won't surprise you if you're a Batman fan. This movie has another Batman villain, and he's kind of wasted in this movie. His plan will bug you if you're a science person. Basically, this is one of those movies that's been overshadowed by the sequel; because of that, I feel bad that this film is not on the list of my favorite movies.
Intro: We have another Batman movie that shouldn't be marketed towards kids, what gives WB? WB is lucky that this movie lived up to the hype! Seriously, isn't that what hurt the 98 Godzilla movie? Despite feeling like I've seen a movie that deals with order vs chaos before, the director made it feel fresh. You can see the action scenes a little bit better, and I learn something new about the justice system. Batman fans will be happy to see him do some detective work in the movie. I like the message this movie has, that is, we shouldn’t rely on one person to fix everything; everyone has a role to play in that. This movie may be long, but it's well-paced. The love triangle is handled well, for the most part, part of the reason is because the characters a mature about it.
Bruce Wayne/Batman is put to the test as far as figuring out how far he's willing to go to stop the Joker and maintain order? The only complaint I have with him is that he didn't have a strong reaction about (My editor censored me from spoiling anything.) Batman. Also, he looks foolish for not listening to Alfred when he tried to warn him about the Joker.
Despite Rachel being played by a different actress, she didn't give this character any justice.
Harvey Dent is a ray of sunshine! My only gripe with him is that I don't know why he got his nickname?
This Joker is one of the best villains on screen! What makes him a good villain is that he's so unpredictable because he represents chaos. He also provides most of the humor in the movie; he gets us to laugh at things that we shouldn't laugh at, like killing people. You start to wonder if he's psychic due to how he plans things. There is a scene that makes the Joker's henchmen look scarier. Do I really have to explain why that's an issue?
One of the problems I have with this movie is that Batman didn't use fear against criminals like he did in the previous movie; however, it's tricky for him to do that in some scenes in the movie. Some of the dialogue is misplaced; there are things that characters should have said sooner. This movie would have ended sooner if one of the mobsters hadn't been stupid. The director made some mistakes directing this movie.
Overall, this is one of the best sequels I've seen since T2. I would recommend this to everyone.
Intro: Mr. Nolan would be a better director if he learned how to film a fight. This movie was a huge disappointment! Just like Spider-Man 3 and X-Men: The Last Stand, this should have been two movies because A, the movie is almost three hours long. B, the creators tried to adapt the No Man's Land story, that story lasted over a year. Speaking of No Man's Land, the movie focuses on the visual aspect of that story, not the story itself. The movie foreshadows how it's going to end, and it's too connected to the first film. I thought this movie would extend on the themes from the last film, but the film did a poor job at doing that.
Bruce Wayne/Batman is a mess in this movie. I understand why he's like this; however, I'm having a hard time buying that what happened in the last movie would affect him this much. Plus, it ruined the ending of the last film, and it makes it difficult for me to feel sorry for one thing that happened to him in this movie. Also, he did things that should have given the people of Gotham the idea that he's Batman. I know what the writers were trying to do with this character, but it was done in poor taste.
Selina Kyle is a street-smart woman who knows how to manipulate her way out of almost every situation. What bugs me about her is that her motivations are understandable, but they're not justified. Plus, her goal in the movie makes no sense. Her dynamic with Batman could have been better; they can relate to each other, but Batman has no reason to trust her.
What this movie has done with Bane (The main villain) angers me; he's the same Bane from Batman and Robin. The only difference between the two is his attire; he doesn't have venom, and he talks. Sometimes he sounds smart, other times he doesn't. His plan to destroy Gotham makes no sense because it contradicts itself. Also, the creators did something that made him look less credible; they changed his backstory, and I didn’t like what happened to him in the last act.
The things I like about the movie are that it's well-made, the character moments, comic book references, some funny moments, and addressing the ups and downs of lying for the greater good. Basically, this movie didn't give us the best ending for this trilogy. That's a shame because the story was fine; it's just that the screenplay needs more work. I would recommend this if you like Rocky 3.













